India has launched its first foray into space, an unmanned probe to the moon in order to prove once and for all whether or not the moon is truly made out of curry. Expecting to raise a large cloud when the robotic spacecraft lands, Indian scientis...
Facing extreme population pressure, India is finally asking Chandra, the original Indian god of the moon, for living space. An unmanned Chandrayaan 1 spacecraft, which is supposed to deliver the request to the veritable god, blasted off smoothly f...
India has successfully launched its first mission to the Moon and begun construction on their long-awaited lunar-based Indian food stand. The Chandrayaan 1 spacecraft blasted off smoothly from a launch pad in southern Andhra Pradesh to embark on a...
Indian cricket batsman Sachin Tendulkar, who broke the record for the most runs ever scored in international Test cricket last week, has been told he is to be made India's next Prime Minister, according to a rumour I heard on the bus. The diminuti...
Fans at White Hart Lane have been finding life hard to bear lately, with Tottenham rooted to the bottom of the Premier League table, but there was a new twist to the saga this morning when Ali Ashraf, the man who owns the burger van outside the groun...
A new 'World's Tallest Building' has been built, this time in India. Rising to 740 metres, and surpassing the 162-storey Burj Dubai, it stands 170 storeys high, but its most notable feature is that it has been constructed entirely of Cow Dung. The...
Indian government officials have announced that the Taj Mahal, a large mausoleum located in Agra, is being turned into the nation's largest McDonalds Restaurant where it will provide Indian pitta bread and pappa dums in place of sesame seed buns and...
CALCUTTA - Architectural Digest, the premier lifestyles magazine, is featuring the Black Hole of Calcutta in this month's edition. "We wanted to do a spread on 19th century life, especially in the Third World" explained Paige Smith, editor in chi...
Like a tireless fight promoter, the Bush Administration has been feverishly involved in setting up the next decade's war between Pakistan and India. Bush has cut India in on a deal for Nukes even as he attacks Iran for its suspected nuclear ambit...
NYC politics was dominated for decades by the political clubhouses of the Irish, the Jews and the Italians. All this is changing as new immigrant Asians begin to outnumber the old immigrant party bosses. The old slogan of a chicken in every pot has b...
Frontier troops have a long history from Roman legions on the outskirts of the empire near Buckingham Palace to US Calvary guarding stolen land from American Indigenous peoples. Pakistan may be the setting for the latest in the Frontier towns erected...
SOLAPUR, INDIA - Parenting can be tough. From constantly changing rotten diapers, to waking in the middle of the night for feeding, to having to shake the damn thing until it stops screaming and finally shuts up, parenting can be an all-out struggle...
SOLAPUR, INDIA - In what may seem a terrifying ritual to some, on the first of May in Solapur, India, screaming infants are dropped from the tower of a temple.
India's premier military research body, the Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO), loses one scientist every day amid the inefficient bustle of typical official top-secret bureaucracy.
A boy with a zit large enough to be considered an environmental threat to others has had the pus-filled tumour removed, authorities in India said today.
A 22-year old man died of internal injuries when he was hit by a water balloon during the annual festival of Holi today.
Forget your commonly-held vision of the stereotypical guru, that smartass from India, who has been a guide to the rich and famous so much in the past 50 years. We all remember Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and how he helped the Beatles and other celebs fight off their demons and start charting a better course for these spoiled gazillionaires.
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