United Nation's child welfare advocates chastised jolly ole England for what they see as the "Les Miserable" treatment of British laddies and lassies. The Scot practice of jailing 8 year olds and the England's imprisonment of children whom are on...
England manager Fabio Capello is under pressure today after his teams' inept performance in the 2-0 win over Andorra, and knows that a similar performance against Croatia on Wednesday may bring the curtain down on his reign in charge. England had...
Kevin Keegan, the ex-Newcastle United manager who resigned his post just last week, has said he is now ready to take up a football manager's job again, and wants to be the next England boss. Keegan, 57, told Magpies' owner Mike Ashley that he coul...
A national competition to find the most stupid Council in Britain was launched today by the late Benny Hill. Forget Health and Safety, Charter Marks and Best Practice - the hunt is now on in what is expected to be the most hotly-contested competit...
Scotsman and UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown was seriously blown by Scottish nationalists this week! Brown who depended on his regional allies to support Labor in the election never thought he would get this kind of treatment from his countrymen, so t...
Today, the government announced a 9% decrease in crime in England and Wales in the last 12 months, making it the lowest level of recorded crime since 1478. Home Secretary Jacqui Smith said: 'It's wonderful news, isn't it? Let's have a...
As a record numbers of 16 to 19 year-olds are staying on in education in England, here are some of the latest courses they can do: * Learning to switch on your computer * Introductory Beano reading * Sandwich eating for beginners * Throwing scrumpled-up paper across the room into the bin * Advanced nose picking * Giggling uncontrollably at lunch time
In 2008, despite it being common knowledge in Scotland for over 50 years, gullible English people still believe that the Stone of Scone is the real one.
England has tonight officially declared war on Scotland. Her "Old Foe" has responded by closing the borders.
Having seen the article 'Scientists at Newcastle University, England, announced last month that they had created the first part-human, part-animal hybrid embryos ', April 1, 2008, BBC News, Health, I immediately saddled my fast electromagnetic horse, and, like the Thermo-man, swished into future and past.
Hadrian's Wall, the structure built by the Romans to keep Scottish people from encroaching into England, is to be fortified at a cost of £28billion of taxpayers' money - money, says the government, that would be "well spent". The Wall, built in AD…
Shitterton, Dorset, England - Shitterton is a hamlet in the village of Bere Regis in the Purbeck district of Dorset, England, between Poole and Dorchester. The village had about 1,797 Shittertoners in 2001.
I discovered a top secreat report from the inland revenue on why they scrapped the 10p lower tax rate leaked survey of the average person from the council estates of England gave some shocking results.
A team of unbiased UK archaeologists has uncovered what seem to be the remains of a medieval castle they believe was once known as 'Camelot'.
Gary Lineker, the ex-Leicester City, Everton, Tottenham Hotspur and England footballer, has had his Bus Driver's Licence revoked, after he was involved in an accident with a bridge.
Stade de France - (Zut Alors! Mess): Football coach Fabio Capello has been offered a $5 million bribe for a Rio Ferdinand-captained England side to lose three nil to the Frogs tomorrow night.
After months of speculation, Scarborough Borough Council confirmed this morning that Scarborough is to lose its beach.
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