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Funny story: Writers Blocked

Writers Blocked

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced that he will accept the position of Executive Editor of the muscle & fitness magazine, Muscle & Fitness, as well as the Flex publication. While the position will not take up much of the Governor...

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Funny story: The Terminator Wants To Terminate the Constitution

The Terminator Wants To Terminate the Constitution

Sacramento, CA --Arnold Schwarzenegger, the newly-appointed governor of California, wants to take on the White House. In order to do so, the Constitution will need to be amended, allowing foreign-born citizens to run for the presidency.

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Funny story: Arnold to Terminate Gay Marriage

Arnold to Terminate Gay Marriage

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has called on his states Attorney General Bill Lockyer to issue a ban on gay marriage, calling it "An imminent threat to Civil Order." In a statement issued from the Governors Mansion in Sacramento the former...

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Funny story: Californians Desire New Governor Because They Can't Spell His Name

Californians Desire New Governor Because They Can't Spell His Name

The new governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger, who was elected last week has hit a road block. News agents are constantly asking him how to spell his name, but it isn't just the press who are confused, the common people are crying out in prot...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger names every movie he has ever been in during policy speech

Arnold Schwarzenegger names every movie he has ever been in during policy speech

Thursday October 16th 2003...

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Funny story: Arnie Wins California Election

Arnie Wins California Election

TV celebrity Arnold Schwarzenegger is now California's new governor.

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Funny story: Arnie - 'I Just Love Boobs'

Arnie - 'I Just Love Boobs'

Not content with having selective hearing, professing his love for Adolf Hitler and groping news reporters left right and centre, Arnold Schwarzenegger has made another gargantuan mistake that could jeopardise his entire campaign.

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Funny story: Schwazeneggar terminates cigar contract

Schwazeneggar terminates cigar contract

Phillip Morris is sueing Arnold Schwazeneggar for breach of contract. It seems the giant tobacco company contracted Arnold as it's spokesperson for it's new line of cigar, The Terminator.

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