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Funny story: "Life Is Good" Clothing Starts New Line, "Life Sucks"

"Life Is Good" Clothing Starts New Line, "Life Sucks"

Cocoa Beach, FL - a spokesperson for the very successful "Life Is Good" clothing company which was started in a garage by two brothers, has announced that they are diversifying to keep pace with current economic trends. Citing downward spiraling p...

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Funny story: Manhattan Gives Their Neighbors The Finger

Manhattan Gives Their Neighbors The Finger

Manhattan, NY - Manhattan has been lighting up the Empire State Building for decades as a symbol of power and wealth but now some New Yorkers are getting mad. This week, Mayor Bloomberg unveiled a new and improved Empire State Building which has b...

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Funny story: Is NBC Trying To Kill Al Roker?

Is NBC Trying To Kill Al Roker?

Manhattan, NY - The battle between the three major television networks for the top spot in the morning show ratings has always been a dirty dogfight behind the scenes. Networks snatch interviews and stories from each other like vultures, but now icon...

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Funny story: Olympic "Blades" Sprinter to Race Kangaroo

Olympic "Blades" Sprinter to Race Kangaroo

Sydney, Australia - Oscar Pistorius, the twenty-six-year-old South African sprinter, who ran in the London Olympics with "blades" instead of legs, has accepted a challenge to participate in a race that could give his bank account quite a bounce. P...

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Funny story: Cat Makes A Million on E-Trade

Cat Makes A Million on E-Trade

Park Slope, NY - Fuggles the cat wasn't much loved by his new owner, Daniel Stone, who would sooner have gotten rid of him altogether... but then Fuggles became much more valuable. Fuggles had been bestowed upon Mr. Stone by his girlfriend, Sophie...

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Funny story: Texas Man Changes His Life With Farts

Texas Man Changes His Life With Farts

Houston, TX - Hughey Longwhistle of Port Arthur, Texas, was on a trip with his family to Greece, which was an amazing fact on its' own, since Hughey had a terrible time making decisions. The slightest fork in the road would give Hughey terrible stom...

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Funny story: Italians Vote to Give "David" A Bigger Salami

Italians Vote to Give "David" A Bigger Salami

Florence, Italy - Italians go to the poles (no pun intended) to vote for a new leader and members of parliament on Monday. Like in America, there are other issues up for public contemplation on the ballot as well, such as austerity measures, pension...

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Funny story: Snooki Buys Underwater Roller Coaster For An Even $2 Million

Snooki Buys Underwater Roller Coaster For An Even $2 Million

Seaside Heights, NJ - No one took it on the chin by Super Storm Sandy worse than the idyllic little town known for its' beautiful beaches, all-American boardwalk and some of the trashiest assholes to ever have a television show based around them.

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Funny story: Richard Gere Finds Out About The Whole Hamster Thing

Richard Gere Finds Out About The Whole Hamster Thing

Hollywood, CA - Richard Gere, iconic star of mega blockbuster hits such as "Pretty Woman", "An Officer and a Gentleman" and a bunch of other crap that I think my mom probably still owns on VHS, finally found out about the decades-old urban legend tha...

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Funny story: Romney Announces 2016 White House Bid - With Hot Latina Wife This Time!

Romney Announces 2016 White House Bid - With Hot Latina Wife This Time!

San Diego, CA - Mitt Romney slouched in his overstuffed chair at Boston's Fairmont Hotel on election night, watching the results come in on Fox news. Aids pandered him with praise and false patronage, as his chances of world domination slipped throug...

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Funny story: Political Satirists Gather to Mourn the Loss of Romney Jokes

Political Satirists Gather to Mourn the Loss of Romney Jokes

Washington, DC - Satirical writers from around the country gathered in a candlelight vigil at the base of that big stone penisy thing, in the middle of Washington DC, to say goodbye to yet another Republican Presidential candidate that provided more...

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Funny story: Obama's Gaff during Concession Calls

Obama's Gaff during Concession Calls

Washington, DC - In the tradition of good sportsmanship, no matter how hard it may be for the losing candidates, it has become almost mandatory that the losing party phone the winning side, to concede the election results, usually by the time the fi...

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Funny story: "Gangnam Style" Star Repeatedly Mistaken for Waiter at AMA's

"Gangnam Style" Star Repeatedly Mistaken for Waiter at AMA's

Los Angeles, CA - In his first (and probably last) trip to the American Music Awards on Sunday, Korean-Pop sensation Psy, had an experience that he'll never forget, even though, most in attendance will probably forget him. The Pop Star's first maj...

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Funny story: A Crowd of Soccer Moms Gasp at Flo-Rida Lyrics

A Crowd of Soccer Moms Gasp at Flo-Rida Lyrics

Manhattan, NY - NBC's Today Show kicked off a series of Thanksgiving week concerts with an outdoor show by rising rap star, Flo-Rida, on Monday. An impressive crowd of Flo-Rida fans turned out for the free event outside NBC's Today Show studios in...

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Funny story: Super Pacs Adapt Campaign Tactics for the Common Folk

Super Pacs Adapt Campaign Tactics for the Common Folk

Washington, DC - Now that the 2012 Presidential campaign is finally over, Super Pacs, those zany organizations that played a major role in funding the candidates, are left wondering what to do. Then there is Super Fund manager, Carter Deustch of t...

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Funny story: Rock Band Phish to Tour as Barbershop Quartet

Rock Band Phish to Tour as Barbershop Quartet

NY - Scalpers, get your automatic dialing machines ready! Legendary psychedelic Rock band, Phish, announced on Tuesday that they will hit the road as A Barbershop Quartet for their 2013 Summer Tour. Pete Estring, of the jamband world's, Really Long Song Magazine, sat down for an interview with Phish's front man, Trey Anastasio. Here's a snippet of their conversation. Really Long Song Magazine:...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Punches Himself in Neck Tattoo at AMA's

Chris Brown Punches Himself in Neck Tattoo at AMA's

Los Angeles, CA - Last night at the American Music Awards, many witnessed a very bizarre scene backstage shortly after the show ended. Chris Brown, notorious for beating up his girlfriend, singer Rihanna, was seen repeatedly punching himself in hi...

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