HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus and on-again, off-again, on-again boyfriend Liam Hemsworth appear by all accounts to be engaged and heading for wedded bliss. Liam Hemsworth the 22-year-old Australian star of The Hunger Games stated that he really fe...
Former Hollywood star Dick Van Dyke has entered the OFYC Club record books! The club, whose initials stand for "Old Fart-Young Chick," says the 46 year age difference between the ex-"Diagnosis Murder" actor and his new bride, 40-year-old Arlene Silv...
Clearwater, Florida engaged couple Larry Slick and Dianne Vindicated sat on the shores of the Gulf of Mexico and daydreamed about how their future together would pan out. As the sun slowly sank over the Gulf's horizon, Larry mused about the fist fig...
The famous Bend & Jerry's nationwide ice cream empire are adding a few new flavors in celebration of new legal marriages in their home state of Vermont. "We think that this is the right move towards civil rights for everyone", stated Bend. "So...
Local man and former Dorking resident, Martin Shuttlecock, a dashing 27 year old lion tamer, with a baldy head, and some of his own teeth, now based in Titchfield, today revealed that he had received a marriage proposal from a potential bunny boiler.
A two year-long study completed by Cornell University's 'Bettelheim Group for SUPER-SUPER Loving Relationships' will appear in the March issue of 'The Journal of Love Me, Love You, Too,' the World's iconic medium for current research into why men and women and gays either relate or don't give a flying fart about one another. The Journal is published in 17 languages and even appears on newstands in...
The world's happiest couple, Derek and Doreen Plimpton, of Port Isaac, Cornwall, currently basking in the glow of a 60 year long period of marital bliss, today revealed the secret behind their happy union. "I do as I'm told," Derek told reporters.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (UPI) Following the recent congressional hearings on the inclusion of birth control pills under health insurance prescription coverage, republican committee members co-sponsored new legislation to address what they called the "religi...
Washington, D.C.-President Obama has been urged by gay rights activists to once again consider gay marriage after another very public falling out with his wife, Michelle. Rumors about the couple's difficulties have been circulating for months but too...
Critics of the new 'easy divorce' laws finally have a case to back up their claims that the law will lead to failed marriages that could have been saved, when Kevin and Maureen Galbraith of Sheffield got divorced this week after twenty years of marri...
Local woman, Elizabeth Potter, will be the first person to actually marry a corporation. The Supreme Court ruled that corporations have the same rights and responsibilities as a person. Potter states that her marriage to Apple, Inc will help en...
Former trailblazing, pissed off but still bald, pop protest singer, Sinead O'Connor, announced a separation from her husband after just two weeks and two days of marriage. The controversial 80's ballad queen was the toast of Ireland and the world...
NEW YORK CITY - Famous celebrity, comedian talk show host Rosie O'Donnell should be even more famous for her persistency in her love life. Yes, it is true, after only two failed marriages, she declared her engagement to Michelle Rounds. In the ma...
NEW YORK CITY - Talk show host Rosie O'Donnell says that she has not been as happy as she is right now since the night back in March when she ate two Pizza Gal Pepperoni Pizzas all by herself. O'Donnell, 49, said that she has asked her new girlfri...
It's been on the cards for a while, but the go ahead for the Little Mrs books has been granted and they should start hitting the shelves in the spring. "Everybody knows the Mr Men and Little Miss books," said Hargreaves estate manager, Jim Bob Har...
LOS ANGELES - Divorce papers have been filed in Los Angeles County which will dissolve the marriage between Kimberly Noel Kardashian, 31, and Kris Humphries, 26. The couple was married on August 20, just a mere 72 days before Kim filed for divorce...
People tend to do crazy things on Halloween, but for one man, his fruitloop wife's antics eventually proved too much, and so he locked her up in the garden shed, vowing not to let her out until she gets her head sorted out. Vernon Puddleduck, of H...
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