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Funny story: Cock-up at Svalbard

Cock-up at Svalbard

(Spitzonfloor, Norway): "Well that just about freaking tears it!" stated Olaff Yonderhozen, head of the Norwegian Ministry of Frozen Food at a hastily called news conference after being informed by the Svalbard Global Seed Bank Mangers that...

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Funny story: People Going Green

People Going Green

Miami, Florida (IPP) - It is widely known that Americans are getting on the green bandwagon via their choice of cars, how they landscape their yards and their roof tops.

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Funny story: 16 Trillion Troublesome Plastic Bags To Be Launched Into Outer Space

16 Trillion Troublesome Plastic Bags To Be Launched Into Outer Space

An environmental group has said that it intends to launch more than 16 trillion plastic bags into space in a bid to halt the enormous effect on global warming and climate change that...

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Funny story: Earthquake Rips Through UK As People Sleep On

Earthquake Rips Through UK As People Sleep On

A relatively massive earthquake measuring an enormous 5.3 on the Richter Scale has 'rippled' through the UK causing widespread joviality among residents the length and bread...

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Funny story: London Marathon To Ban Bottled Water

London Marathon To Ban Bottled Water

The organisers of the London Marathon have today announced a ban on bottled water, and in the future, runners will only be able to obtain water from huge taps placed strategically along the 26-mile-385-yard route. The ban comes after environment...

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Funny story: A Dead FAX Machine Comes to Life, Judas, GW, and the Environment

A Dead FAX Machine Comes to Life, Judas, GW, and the Environment

Recently, I was slaving away at my desk. As someone who is always in the pursuit of the newest nuance in American culture that rocks the American political scene, I was looking for pictures of a very attractive starlet-without any clothes on. As a picture was beginning to appear on my computer screen, the lights on a long dead FAX machine flashed.

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Funny story: Steven Spielberg Applies For Chinese Citizenship

Steven Spielberg Applies For Chinese Citizenship

US film director Steven Spielberg, the artistic adviser to the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing, has taken the bizarre step of applying for Chinese citizenship, and has already taken up residence in the country.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Lambasts Senate As World's Last Free Tuna Taken Into Captivity

Ron Paul Lambasts Senate As World's Last Free Tuna Taken Into Captivity

A Tuna which is believed to be the last free fish of its kind in the world, has been captured in a net by local fisherpeople in the Philippines.

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Funny story: Department of the Environment spark Council Tax reforms

Department of the Environment spark Council Tax reforms

The Department of the Environment have announced new measures that signify the start of radical changes to Council Tax in England.

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Funny story: Area Floods Take Heavy Toll on Deed-Restricted Neighborhoods

Area Floods Take Heavy Toll on Deed-Restricted Neighborhoods

After several days of heavy rain equivalent to the average yearly rainfall, local citizens are battling with the dangers and inconveniences of standing water.

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Funny story: A Call to Arms

A Call to Arms

There has been a lot of talk lately about The Environment - that rapid poodle Al "Ring Master" Gore keeps dragging out onto stage like some rhesus monkey with a robot brain at a mad scientist's convention.

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Funny story: First Annual Green Website Footprint Awards

First Annual Green Website Footprint Awards

Many news website surfers have seen the all-too-familiar Printer Friendly buttons offered to convert the mess of formatted text, navigation bars and advertisements into something more easily rendered onto paper pages for individual consumption.

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Funny story: 'Stone Disease' could become pandemic

'Stone Disease' could become pandemic

The first cases of a disease which causes people to turn to stone have been confirmed in Berkshire. Hospital staff have so far refused to comment on how the four victims may have contracted the disease, but it is believed to be caused by a mutated fo...

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Funny story: Belated but Accurate

Belated but Accurate

Mass Media, disseminating misinformation, is in deep mess, but still up and running. As a result, the whole world has lost contact with environment and turned into a cat without whiskers.

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Funny story: Water Bills To Rise - "Rain Was The Wrong Kind" Says Expert

Water Bills To Rise - "Rain Was The Wrong Kind" Says Expert

The head of the Environment Agency has said publicly that, contrary to popular belief, there is still a water shortage in Britain, even after the recent heavy rainfall and flooding.

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Funny story: Hanging Washing on the Line Bad for Environment

Hanging Washing on the Line Bad for Environment

After an exhaustive three year study, scientists at the University of the Isle of Dogs, East London, (UIDEL) have discovered what they think could be the real cause of global warming - people all over the world hanging out their washing to dry writes...

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Funny story: Is being gay a choice?

Is being gay a choice?

It seems everyone has an opinion as to whether being gay is a product of genetics, environment, biology societal conditioning or something else entirely. A beefy Republican friend of mine -- who claims to be "super straight" -- argues that it's a choice. He's totally anti-gay and brags about how much he hates gays. During our conversation I tried to be diplomatic with him, seeing...

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