CBS DECIDED TO RUN a Focus On The Family advocacy ad about "Tim Teebow" during its Super Bowl broadcast but refused to run other ads that were not deemed "appropriate" for its audience. This has Al Qaeda fuming and threatening First Amendment le...
Hajarin, Yemen -- A Web posting early yesterday attributed to Osama bin Laden, has claimed responsibility for several terror attacks throughout the world. The website also has connections to some of the hottest lesbo-action sites on the internet for...
At the hearing in France of the Concorde disaster in 2000 several explanations for the cause have been put forward, but none really tells the TRUTH? Well Jaggedone sent one of his CIA (cockrooach infiltration army) intrepid reporters, Ben ScumaBin...
Yonkers, NY - A new video tape released to Al Jazeera and Al Franken, appears to be an authentic video created for Osama Bin Laden to prove his definitely, maybe still alive. Content of the tape was unusual even by Al Queda's standards. It showed...
Vatican Shitty - (God's Wanker Mess): The sinister self-flagellating cult's recent review of its Asian flag of convenience has been a runaway success. With over 90% of members of the public having swallowed its Al Qaeda rebranding the covert satan...
London - (Carpet Burns Night): The really moronic-looking geriatric western dumb blond female suicide bomber - modelled on JK Rowling's looks - could be on her way to blow up Tescos on the Isle of Dogs police have said. New intelligence from the...
Al Qaeda terrorists have been rounded up by a very unusual source, Turkey. Not only good on Thanksgiving Day and Christmas, Turkeys, especially the wild version, are pretty useful at scaring the shit out of Al Qaeda terrorists. Anyway, the A...
Manchester, England. Whilst on a speaking tour of the midlands, pukka celebrity chef Oliver James suddenly announced to the audience that he knows where sought after terrorist mastermind Osama Bin laden is hiding. He would not elaborate on the de...
Shocking news is seeping out of Haiti that the earthquake was actually no earthquake at all! Aid workers in Haiti saw 2 slightly fried, marine, Al Qaeda turbans drifting towards the beach with "The Great one" written on the front and "Bin Laden so...
TIMBUKTU, Mali - In early 2008, an official at the U.S. Department of Homeland Security sent a report to his superiors detailing the most significant development in aircraft usage since 2001: al Qaeda has been operating a rogue aviation network. Fran...
Clearly with a massive amount of evidence to support a claim of innocence for the serious charges against him, Nigerian passenger, Abdulmutallab plead 'Not Guity" to all charges in federal court this afternoon. Advised by his assigned pool lawyer...
(Washington, D.C.) The report released detailing what allowed Nigerian terrorist Umar Farouk Abdulmutllab to board a Detroit bound Northwest Airlines plane on Christmas Day revealed myriad failing communications between counter-terror agencies and on...
In a surprise announcement today Bumbling Airlines has announced that it will use scab cabincrew supplied by Al-Qaeda to guarantee its scheduled flights over the Christmas period. A spokesman for the union stated: "We understand the twelve day str...
In a unique reversal of its former policy of attracting the poor and oppressed for its legions of bomb makers and bomb blowers, Al-Queda has changed its strategy to recruiting young, rich Westerners to its agenda instead. The world's premier ter...
The British government has warned parents to check their advent calendars in the run up to Christmas, because it is believed that Al Qaeda have planted high explosives in the twenty-fifth door of thousands of innocent looking advent calendars across...
(Information received by word of mouth via the north Pakistan grapevine) - Osama bin Laden's cave has become crowded beyond capacity due to President Obama's decision to send an additional 30,000 US troops to Afghanistan. Every Taliban member n...
Al Qaeda have claimed responsibilty for the presence of Katie Price in the new series of I'm A Non Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here. The mountainous fronted star of lad's mags the world over joined other non entities, in the trial based game show se...
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