NEW YORK CITY - The latest edition of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice came pretty close to turning into Celebrity Brawl, when the former singer known as Meat Loaf accused the former actor known as Gary Busey of stealing his yellow highlighting ma...
NEW YORK CITY - Billionaire Donald "The Hairdo" Trump has just learned what could turn out to be a very expensive lesson. According to iGossip reporter Cutter Shiloh, The New York City mogul whose reality show Celebrity Apprentice has been going d...
Washington D.C.- President Barack Obama shocked the White House Press Corps today, announcing that he will not seek re-election. The President said, "I'm not going to sugar coat it, this job sucks. I can talk change all I want, but the second I p...
In his weekly radio address, Saturday, President Barracks Obama thanked the men and woman of the United States Armed Forces, or the Legion of Darkness, as he calls them, for their many sacrifices during his presidency: "I want you all to know that...
The familiar 'suit and tie' Americans have come to associate with President Obama is to give way to more casual clothing this summer to mark the arrival of his 50th birthday on August 4th. Expect to see a much more snazzily dressed president step...
President Barack Obama is secretly mulling taking action against the oppressive regime in Luxembourg. The President is unhappy with the way Grand Duke Henri is treating his people. "The people of Luxembourg need hope. They need change. And I am t...
WASHINGTON, DC - Sometime in March, thousands of USMC troops from Camp Lejeune, North Carolina received orders from Obama to deploy to the Mediterranean, while Congress remained unaware of the President's use of American soldiers. President Obama:...
A rarefied group of leading literati convened recently to evaluate the writing genius of Barack Obama. They came to a surprising conclusion: Barack Obama may in fact be a greater writer than William Shakespeare. It's important to note that none of...
LONDONDERRY, Vermont - President Barack Obama was in town addressing the yearly convention of The Vermont Molasses Makers Coalition. He stressed to the convention goers how important the molasses industry is to the entire nation. He pointed out that everyone including himself and the "First Mama" have a tendency of taking pancake syrup for granted. He said that ever since he can remember the...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - President Obama took to the airwaves yesterday to make a speech on his actions Libya. "Some nations may be able to turn a blind eye to atrocities in other countries. The United States of America is different.
LAFAYETTE, Louisiana - President Obama was down in the Bayou State helping to crown this years "Miss Crayfish Cutey" of 2011. He told the crowd that had gathered at a Walmart parking lot, estimated to be about 78,000, including 27 ex-change students from Iraq, that other than getting more jobs for the American worker his goal is to capture Colonel Gadhafi and incarcerate him at New York's Sing...
US President Barack Obama has set out his short term energy forecast. In a speech in Washington today, the President predicted that he would start Thursday "full of beans" after going for his usual jog round the streets of the city from 05.00 to 0...
Pierre, SD - President Barracks Obama today again warned Canada not to interfere with the ongoing conflict between North and South Dakota. The two states have been at odds after both ended up having competing teams in the regional hockey finals. "...
The recent announcement, from the Obama administration, that the CIA and Pentagon will begin to covertly arm the rebels in Libya has set off alarm bells in some quarters. Why? Because creditable sources have confirmed that many of the rebels are a...
Not since Alexander the Great conquered the Persian Empire, some 300 years before the birth of Jesus, has there been a bigger fight to determine who should control the Middle East. In one corner, wearing Stars and Stipes mufti, the Muslim leader of...
President Obama is easily recognizable in even the worst photos and caricatures because of his enormous auditory apparatus, and he is said to be quite sensitive about the subject. Now an anonymous source within the White House says that the presiden...
It was a moment the world was waiting for as President Obama prepared to take the stage in what some have described as his shining moment as he prepared to discuss recent actions involving on again off again actions involving middle east unrest and...
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