Sensational news emerging tonight that seventies Brummy soap opera, Crossroads, was in fact a recruiting ground for the UK's top spying bods, MFI.
The inquest trying desperately to decide whether or not Princess Diana was pregnant when she died, has heard that she had told close friends that, indeed she was, and that the drunken French chauffeur Henri P...
The inquest into the death of Diana, Princess of Wails threatens to run aground tonight over the impending jury jaunt to Paris. Jurors have informed The Right Honourable Justice Scott Baker of several demands which they say must be met, or lose his...
Worldwide, thousands of morbid and sick individuals are desperate to see images of Diana in her final death throws, it has emerged.
Royal Courts of Justice, london - (Reuterus): Scenes of uproar broke out in Court No 666 at the RCJ today as Royal Coroner Lord Justice Scott-Baker was told that video footage of Princess Diana's last known movements showed her dumping Dodi Fayed...
'Intimate' details of Princess Diana's life will be heard at the inquest into her death, but evidence of pregnancy may never be known, a judge has said.
Jurors at the inquest into the deaths of Princess Diana and Dodi al Fayed have been prevented from seeing some of the last photographs to be taken of the couple - because they are "too d...
The current inquest into the death of Diana, Princess of Tarts, is to invent a time machine in order to select jury members from the past.
London - (Ass Mess): The fairytale wedding gown worn by Princess Diana has suddenly begun spurting droplets of blood like an iconinc Madonna painting ahead of Tuesday's inquest into her fatal car crash of 1997.
Royal Courts of Justice, Strand - (Diabolical Mess): A guaranteed bloodbath: that was Nostradamus' prediction about next Tuesday's inquest into the death of the Hellfire Club's Princess Diana, ten years after a drunk driver turned her int...
Royal Courts of Justice, London - (ReUterus): Jurors selected for the Whitehall farce that is masquerading as Diana, Princess of Wales' inquest have been told to brace themselves for the worst as troops formerly deployed in Northern Ireland and t...
Clarence House, London - (Conspiracy Courier): Hellfire Club grandees in London believe their counterparts at the Osteoporosis Division of the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'n' Bones have shielded Camilla from investigation int...
Cherie Blair, the wife of former American Vice-President Tony Blair, was said to be furious after the memorial service to mark the 10th anniversary of the death of Diana, Princess of Wales.
After yet another Diana memorial service doubt has been cast over how legitimate it is to allow footballers to use her to win games.
Rapper Kanye West took his love of chocolate poo to new heights when he became the new face of Hershey's Doo-Doo range of chocolate treats.
Rive Gauche, Seine - (Agence France Pisse): A new statue of Princess Diana is being planned for erection on a Left Bank site where a former colonic irrigation clinic once catered to the peristalisis needs of thousands of Parisian smack addicts who, l...
"With blood on her hands the mad eyed bitch moved towards her prey" sang Barry Manilow in his 1982 hit, 'She left me for a Sailor Boy'. How prophetic his words seem this morning. In a display of Royal rage not witnessed since Prin...
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