A seventeen-year old woman sent shock waves through the public transport system of a major city today when she travelled from the suburbs to the centre, keeping her mobile phone in her bag for the entire journey.
New York - Local Party girl Robin Privman tried to text the cute guy she met earlier in the evening while barhopping with her girlfriends, but soon discovered something was wrong with her cell phone.
(Philadelphia PA) A woman in Philadelphia has been diagnosed as the worst cell phone addict in history. Dianne Bell has 1500 cell phones that she carries with her and talks on 24 hours a day.
Rude self obsessed annoying people are to be allowed to annoy the hell out of fellow passengers on aircraft in the EU under new rules announced today. In a move welcomed by arrogant gits with no regard for others the ignorant will no longer be confi...
(Memphis Egypt) Famed egyptologist Dr. Zany Hogwash announced to a stunned world that King Tutankhamun owned an Ipod and a cell phone. The items were discovered in 1922 by the Carter expedition but were misidentified as kitchen utensils. King Tut liv...
Caroline Dixon, a 16 year old school pupil from Chorley, Manchester, married her mobile phone last week at a private registry office ceremony. Under new marriage licensing laws issued by the Government, anyone above the age of 12 can now marry t...
New Mexico has added several new procedures to their standard driver's road test for new applicants to receive a driver's license. According to state Governor Bill Richardson, "these are due to the changing times and changing environment on the road...
Nursing staff at a leading London maternity hospital have been criticised for refusing to allow a young woman in the throes of giving birth, to continue a mobile phone call. The woman, Shaz Shizzle, 16, was asked to terminate the call, thought to...
Jerusalem, Israel (IP) - Amateur archaeologist Henry Finootch was digging under the weeping wall with his small army shovel and made a discovery of historical proportions. He found the actual cell phone that belonged to Jesus H. Christ.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The LG Uzi990 5 Megapixel cell phone now has touchscreen operation. The freon-cooled sensation is a delight to all who have fingers tiny enough to operate such a small touchscreen. If you don't happen to be an infant or a...
A design flaw in the software of the sensational new iPhone is allowing criminals complete access to their handhelds. Victims are being billed by offshore companies while thieves steal whatever they want from the devices.
(Tokyo) - Japanese teen, Muchi Hai, 18, who in the past few months has had a cell phone implanted in her brain, was kicked out of Disneyland
(Tokyo) Earlier this year Muchai Hai became the first person to receive a commercial neural implant capable of receiving cell phone calls controlled by her thought...
SophosLabs has warned Nokia Series 60 and other Symbian mobile device users of a Trojan that sends a premature ejaculation SMS to a user every 15 seconds.
Ericsson and Indian cellular network operator, Idea Cellular, have built four cellular base stations powered by generators running off 'biodiesel', fuel locally produced from old cooking oil from chip shops.
(Tokyo) The first commercial recipient of an implanted cellular telephone, Muchi Hai, was visiting the local Disneyland when staff asked her to leave the park for...
(Tokyo) - A Tokyo teen is the first ever to receive a cell phone implant. A cell phone was implanted in 14-year-old Muchi Hai's brain, with tiny speakers connected to her ears and mouth. Now, she can make cell phone calls - via her "brain...
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