Spotted on the tattered roof of his upper flat in Dalston, Otto Franks, second generation German expatriate and local auto mechanic, reportedly a stable and friendly man by all neighbor accounts, had threatened to jump to his death after forgetting t...
Now that he's safely behind bars and reporting restrictions on the case have been lifted, it can be revealed that northern man, Eric Whippet, from Bolton near Manchester was sentenced to ten years in prison earlier today at The Old Bailey. In a ho...
London - With the wedding bells all but rung, many are wondering when Kate Middleton and Prince William will get down to brass tacks. While many think the Honeymoon Night has been completely hidden, I was there when Donald Trump today divulged he has...
The United Nations and a host of major international charities are meeting in Zurich to discuss the increasingly dire humanitarian crisis unfolding in London in the wake of the FA Cup semi finals. Both lanes of the M1 were closed over the weekend...
LONDON - Less than one month ago Kate Middleton expressed to one of her closet friends Winnie Figgyfurst, 36, that she was starting to have second thoughts about the Royal Wedding. Figgyfurst confided to Ta Ta For Now News that Kate had literally...
Prince William and Kate Middleton will wear full nuclear radiation protection for their wedding in London on April 29th following the news that radiation particles have already reached Britain from the nuclear disaster in Japan. The happy couple...
Estimates of the number of demonstrators in London vary but it is clear that huge support exists for the Cuts Campaign. Police estimate that 100 people had turned up to support the Cuts, but other observers considered that the number was nearer 50.
LONDON - The curator for London's premier Wax Museum has just issued a press release regarding their latest wax figure. Tickety Boo News has reported the shocking story that the wax figure of American reality show participant Heidi Montag, unlike...
LSE, London: Strange things have been happening recently, the great and good, the chattering classes, have all decided en masse, that after 42 years, Colonel Gaddafi is a Dictator that should be sent to Coventry! In October 2009 at the governing...
LONDON - Several of the city's top jewelers are extremely puzzled as to why Big Ben has suddenly stopped ticking. Wainwright Ruskinbridger, one of London's best jewelers checked out the clock and said that he was not able to figure out why it stop...
LONDON - Since being eliminated on the reality show Dancing On Ice, dance skating partners Kerry Katona and Daniel Whiston have kept in close contact. The two call each other on a daily basis and talk about the show, the upcoming Prince William-Ka...
One day I was taking tea in my rooms when Sherlock Cameron strode in. "You have probably never thought seriously of Boris Moriarty?" said he. "Of course not, the man's like a loveable labrador." "Aye, there's the genius and the wonder of the thing!" he cried. "That man pervades London, and no one takes him seriously. That's what puts him on a pinnacle in the records of bumbling politici...
A new report published today by Transport for London (TFL), the government body responsible for most aspects of the transport system in London, has warned of a sharp increase in the number of donkeys plaguing the underground rail network. The do...
It all started so well, until my friend rang me up while I was on the train going down and told me that I could no longer sleep on his sofa. He would still meet me for drinks, but his girlfriend had put her foot down. Apparently, the last person who had spent the night on his sofa was still there two weeks later. The internet on a phone is a marvellous invention, and by the time I reached Eusto...
London, England: Snow in January. It's going to snow, the polar bears will be wandering the streets of London again, having swam down the Thames from their thawing icebergs. Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert! The wolves will be...
Environmental food officers raided an East End Barber shop today after members of the public voiced concerns about the taste of meat pies being sold at the premises. The shop, "Gawd Blimey Todds" in the Bethnal Green road, has been selling hot mea...
Details of some aspects of the sponsorship opportunities at the London 2012 Olympics main stadium were leaked yesterday. According to reports, all the 90,000 seats are now linked into an electrical grid and can be activated individually. Sponso...
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