New York NY: Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spoke before the UN General Assembly, voicing his objections to the US sale of conventional (non-nuclear) powered submarines to Afghanistan. The Iranian president indicated he read about the ship...
Western capitals have been shaken by the revelation, from President Karzai of Afghanistan, that Iran's Dinner Jacket has been sending bags of urine for the President's use. Karzai uses the precious pee, straight from Iran's nuclear instillations,...
Admitting to press earlier this past Monday, representatives of the Afghanistan government under President Karzai, report receiving money from the Iranian government. Referred to as "transparent financial aid" and received in the form of cash, Karza...
Iranian President Mahmoud Amadinejad is reportedly suffering from a severe case of writer's block. Sources close to Amadinejad say that he's been unable to formulate baseless arguments against, pen damaging mischaracterizations about or assail the re...
Another spy was detained this year in Iran following allegations that he was "spying" on the plant. Gary the earthworm was happily minding his own business when he accidentally found himself under the fence of the Iranian power plant. Having trigg...
Sydney, Australia (BNSE): Wikileaks, the controversial Australian based organization which recently rocked the American intelligence community with the release of thousands of classified documents linked to the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, has sen...
Tehran - (Bleedin Cheek Mess): The entire Iranian female population has been banished to secure menstrual huts this Thursday. Worried mullahs have warned the Harvest Moon and Autumn Equinox will make women 'so supernaturally powerful' that they ca...
In a manner typical of Iran's turnstile democracy an official of the Ministry of Silly Iranian Declarations first said a captured US hiker would be released on Saturday. Then in equally typical fashion another official for Mad Mullahs against Amriki...
Tehran Iran: President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced today that the Burqa will be banned in Iran, allowing women more human rights as to how they can dress. He also said that the USA, EU and UN should now lift some sanctions on Iran. Diplomats at...
In apparent retaliation for Iranian media insults against Carla Bruni, the on/off wife of President Sarkozy of France, the main Gallic newspaper La Lune has branded Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad a "little rent boy". The insult is aggravated b...
Tehran - (Stone-the-Crows!): The official Iranian PR organ Khayan has rubbished Madame Sarkozy, calling her a prostitute for doing what First Ladies do best. An editorial this week lambasted Carla Bruni's easy virtue for calling out Iranian mulla...
Tehran, Iran: Forget the other fleshpots in the world, when you come to Iran on holiday, you are told a party is being held, but no one is told the address as it's too risky because someone might leak it to the police. Told to follow a car to a p...
Washington, DC (BNSE): In its toughest rhetoric yet, the Obama Administration lashed out at Iran's ongoing nuclear enrichment program. Iran maintains the program is only intended to develop a domestic nuclear fuel source for civilian electrical po...
Iran underscored its peaceful intentions by releasing a new unmanned bomber drone and claiming that it brings a "message of friendship". The Karrar aircraft has a range of 1,000 km and can carry two 250 lb bombs or one precise 500 lb bomb. How...
Better keep an eye out on what's going on in the Middle East as our gas could go up to $15 a gallon practically overnight. The situation is this: Israel cannot afford to allow Iran to go nuclear because they could use the weapons or threaten to...
The President of Iran informed the United Nations to stop lying about global warming. "This Global warming is all a fabricated lie made up by the Western Imperialist." He announced to the empty United Nations chamber.He also stated that the Ice A...
Iran - (Shaikh, Rattle & Roll-over): Stargazers monitoring Iranian airspace paths of the annual Perseid meteor shower are gobsmacked. The cosmic lightshow emanating from the constellation Persia is wreaking havoc with Tuesday's new moon, hera...
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