Washington, DC-- President Bush is scheduled to travel to Geneva later in the week to receive the coveted "Chicken Little Award". This prestigious award is bestowed upon the world leader, politician, industrialist or bureaucrat who has prov...
PEQUOT, SD --- Two years ago, Pequot High School faced a record number of teen pregnancies. Concerned school board and PTA members decided to educate their troubled youngsters, purchasing fifteen computerized "infant simulators" and an award-winning...
The dog world was shocked today when a mutt won the Best in Show award at the prestigious Westminster Kennel Club competition in Madison Square Garden. Delbert, an unheralded multi-breed mix, bested over 160 purebreds to snag the award. The announc...
LOS ANGELES - The Screen Actors Guild (SAG) paid tribute to James Garner, 76, last night by presenting him with a record third lifetime achievement award "in recognition of his continued excellence in crafting humorous but ultimately forgettable per...
MCLEAN VIRGINIA (AP) The National Automobile Dealers Association has given the prestigious Used Car Salesman of the Year Award to President George W. Bush. Speaking to a cheering audience of hundreds of used car salesmen, NADA Chairman Charley Smith...
Los AngelesCA--In a stunning departure from the usual Oscar awards, the Academy has -- for the first time in its long history -- awarded its coveted "Oscar" award not to a major actress but to a low-level customer service representative at...
The National Rifle Association today attempted to mend fences with long time foe Senator Ted Kennedy of Massachusetts. In an award ceremony, NRA's Wayne LaPierre told the Senator, who is a long time supporter of banning handguns, "We now wis...
Atlanta - Chalk another award up for the dynamic duo of Andre 3000 and Big Boi. Collectively known as the group Outkast, they took the music world by storm last year with the release of the double album Speakerboxxx/The Love Below. The album quickly...
From the Associated Press...
Courtney Love, the often-controversial rocker, has finally been recognized for other achievements.
The world of joke lovers has been stunned today, as Arnold E. Tigame, 34, known worldwide as 'The Laughing Man' for telling hilarious jokes then laughing at them himself, failed to laugh when he was presented with the 'Award for Most Path...
THE UGLIEST MAN in Britian was acknowledged this week at the Royal Ugliness Association HQ, just outside Garpbury, Esswex.
In the early days of his term George Bush 2 was seen as a gift to all satirists the world over. He beat off stiff competition from such favourites as Ronald "thick as shit" Regan, George "Shrub" Bush 1 and Bill "Shag monster" Clinton to win the award...
"At least it was only a dollar!" older people can be heard saying, after seeing Academy Award Nominated films such as "Lost In Translation" in their local dollar theater. "What was that trash even about?" is another common collective comment made by groups of elderly people who insist on spending their time going to movies they "heard were good" when...
Serial killer Harold Shipman has hung himself to death, securing the prestigious "First famous death of the year" award which is usually reserved for old and decrepit solo artists.
John Barsphlat of Plungco Inc. recently learned of his winning the company's prize in recognition of outstanding employee achievement. The Recognition Award Committee elected John as this month's winner for his role in saving the company thou...
Football goldenboy Wayne Rooney sensationally forfeited the BBC Sports Personality of the Year Award last night - after headbutting eventual winner Johnny Wilkinson just moments before the live event was aired.
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