Katmandu - A Quetip Jimbo jet carrying 500 passengers aborted a flight before takeoff from Katmandu Saturday when an engineer spotted shit on the cabin floor, the airline said. The Turkey-bound Jimbo 757 was being pushed towards the runway when th...
DUBLIN-IRELAND: Faced with the threat of an imminent work strike, Ireland's national airline Aer Lingus has been sold to Playboy magazine founder and perennially-geriatric, pretend-lecher Hugh Hefner for an undisclosed sum. Hugh Hefner plans to re...
Sir Stelios Halitosis, the gregarous Greek Cypriot who founded the EasyFly airline and is still its biggest shareholder has taken the captains seat once more. Sir Stelios said he hoped to trim the operating costs of the budget airline by flying hi...
NEW HAVEN, Connecticut - A Connecticut judge has ruled that gay couples can now legally marry in the 'Nutmeg' state. The ruling is a victory for gay marriage advocates who were disappointed by the California referendum that banned same-sex unions...
Singapore - (X-Files Mess): The Pentagon hinted today that potent quark-like emissions from an experimental relativistic quantum field project at a secret US/Australian naval communications base were being blamed for a sudden Qantas Airbus jet dive l...
Capon, Ireland - No-frills airline Tonyair has vowed to be one of the last airlines flying the friendly skies after the global economic crisis and oil prices take their toll on the industry. In a move to cut costs, diversify markets and multitask,...
Alitalia, the national airline of Italy, has cancelled all of its flights out of Rome's Fiumicino airport tonight, after several of its passenger fleet were reported to be 'flying backwards'. The airline confirmed that a number of flights have bee...
The collapse of the UK's third largest package holiday group has left tens of thousands of Britons stranded abroad in a variety of exotic destinations, ranging from the Isle of Dogs to Antarctica, and Butlin's Kinshasa to the Gobi Desert. The dec...
Passengers were left stranded today at 30,000 feet over the Atlantic ocean today following the collapse of XL Holidays. A flight containing 170 passengers was on it's way back to Gatwick from Tenerife when the flight had to be suspended in mid air...
London - (Ass Mess): A high-flying airline's recent brainwave cost-cutting idea of changing over to eco-fiendish coal-fired planes has dive-bombed according to reports. Fifteen of the firm's Airbus A340-600 fleet have been grounded after passenger...
A new "Pay-as-you-go" airline service was launched today at Humberside International Airport. An offshoot of Irish airline RyanAir, the new service takes fare pricing to a new low, while at the same time maintaining its sister airline's equally lo...
Airlines have been brought down to earth by everything fro bad weather to mechanical malfunctions but a recent grounding of a Flyin' Air flight may have been a first for any airline in the world. Flying from Budapest to Dublin, the flight requi...
Houston - Southwest Airlines is going for blood, perhaps in more ways than one. The innovative airline announced today that beginning in 2009 the airline will no longer have regular pilots or crew. Instead they will call for volunteers from the ranks...
London - (Ass Mess): The aviation industry has blamed transatlantic budget carrier Zoom Mile High Airlines's recent downgrading strategy of offering passengers less bang for their buck for the company's collapse today. Zoom Mile High has filed for...
Los Angeles, California - Airline passengers are attempting to sidestep the airline industry baggage fee by wearing multiple layers of clothing that they would have otherwise packed and checked into as a piece of carry-on luggage. Although wearing th...
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Airline executives are beginning to consider extreme measures to reduce the effects of spiraling fuel costs, according to Chin Tuh Phat the new CEO of China Aero (formerly American airlines, Delta, and Jet Blue).
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