After years of remaining relatively indifferent to a problem that has been labeled an 'epidemic' by the center for disease control, newly divorced Brian Havelberg has discovered that the problem of obesity has reached alarming and "disgusting" propor...
Spring Hills, MI - After months of bizarre speculation it has been confirmed that there is, in fact, a reportedly heterosexual man who has not (yet) seen Paris Hilton Naked. Darrin Thorne a 33-year-old Spring Hills, Michigan resident, who supposedly...
In a refreshing break from the barrage of the aggressive hard sell tactics so common during the holiday season, one beer company took time out this Sunday afternoon to urge responsibility for those who drink their beer and step behind the wheel of a...
In response to a flurry of allegations of suspected misbehavior, the entire state of Illinois has reportedly denied involvement in "any wrongdoing whatsoever" and maintain their collective innocence, in spite of an ongoing federal investigation targe...
After years of rumors regarding the king of pop's worsening financial situation, Michael Jackson has reportedly agreed to auction some of his most prized possessions. Among them: a famed glove decorated with shiny sequins, a jacked worn during the fi...
Adult film star Mandy Myst tearfully addressed members of the media yesterday and confirmed reports of a sex tape circulating around the internet that features her engaging in all manner of sexual behavior. The actress - known for engaging in all man...
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