In a move that is sure to change the future of knowledge transfer, Wikipedia has announced it intends to purchase Encyclopaedia Britannica.
It is alleged that former tabloid newspaper editor Piers "The photos were real" Morgan has claimed he is bigger than not only the Beckhams, but also Jesus, Muhammad Ali, Gandhi and Mother Theresa all rolled into one.
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