Texas- Last night under the cover of darkness, the entire city of Austin slipped out of the state. Hank Perkins, a resident of the nearby town of Waco said he thought he heard something, but decided to wait until the morning to investigate. "W...
New York - In a statement that has surprised many, Secretary-General of the United Nations, Ban Ki-moon has announced that the ancient art of dueling will be revived and used to settle certain types of disputes. "It won't be used to make any big d...
Florida- Thanks to their athleticism and technologically advanced equipment, professional golfers are hitting the ball farther than ever before, launching shots over water hazards and bunkers with almost no effort. Many of the great old golf courses...
Washington, D.C.- A group of Republican politicians led by Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, introduced a bill today that would create a national registry of pre-approved names that parents could pick from when naming their newborn children.
Des Moines, Iowa- A member of "Iowans for Animal Liberation", the animal activist group that recently vandalized the butter cow sculpture at the Iowa State Fair, has been caught. William Baston is in police custody and is singing like a canary, or m...
Waco Texas - The Grand Dragon of the local branch of the Ku Klux Klan announced at a press conference today that they have reluctantly decided not to offer an honorary membership to Ted Nugent. "Ted certainly has the right mindset to be one of...
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