Byron Bay, Aus - CEO of a prominent chain of hardware stores has announced actor and star of Wolverine, Hugh Jackman, is to have a brand new tool named after him. The Hugh Jackman is a brand new, previously unnamed tool, which looks like a cross b...
Drill Press: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against that freshly painted airplane part you were drying. Wire Wheel: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint whorls a...
Dateline 25 March 2010 - I'm talking to Tug Netlurker, CEO of Smurf, the Internet Intervention Tool providers; their motto 'Whenever you surf, we're the m(an) in the middle'.
What is reason? * Reason is a tool of just. * Reason decides justice or in justice. * Reason directs you towards justice. * Reason polishes your belief and faith. * Reason puts you in the row of honor. * Reason makes you bold and confident. * Reason activates your abilities. * Reason makes you to shine in the world. * Reason is a medium th...
According to the highest authority in the land, my grandma, president George W. Bush is a 'tool'.
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