Kyle Rittenhouse has now bottled his fake tears and will soon be selling them on his website, which is linked to Donald Trump’s website. Did you kill people and think you were going to jail for a long time? Need to show human compassion in court t…
Holly Willoughby has admitted to needing urgent medical plumbing on her eyes, to stop a persistent leak that has been getting worse over the last few episodes of the revamped hit TV show 'Surprise, Surprise'. The seals around Holly's eyes have bec...
Doctors are concerned about a 16-year-old girl who has been crying profusely every time she kisses someone. At first, when Wendy Wetkiss started kissing people properly, only a few small tears would run down her cheeks. But recently her tears have...
For the third time in three days President Barack Obama has again broken down in tears. In his latest outburst of uncontrolled sobbing and bawling the United States President was actually seen to collapse in a wretched heap onto the steps of the Whit...
The Federal Emergency Management Agency has issued a flood alert for Chicago and most of Illinois state in the wake of the final Oprah Winfrey chat show on Wednesday. FEMA Director William Fugate issued the warning after a massive outpouring of gr...
Ireland -Three days ago, recently widowed housewife, Eileen O' Hara from Portlaoise, Ireland wrote a short poem amid a fit of woebegone tears. The poem, entitled "The Long Short Goodbye" remembers her late husband Peter O&...
Tom Glavine, Steve Avery and Greg Maddux are gone. And pretty soon, so will John Smoltz.
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