In a move to save money, the NHS has decided to recycle used body parts and close down all prosthetics departments nationwide. Surgeon General, Sir Cecil stump, outlined the process in a statement to the House of Commons this morning. "We have...
Seventeen year old Amanda Punter was caught a bit off guard yesterday on her way to her normal school bus stop, when a mugger approached her and demanded her purse and computer bag. Amanda, a farm accident victim with the latest in prosthetic leg te...
Traffic in the Northwest of England on the busy M62 motorway towards Liverpool was brought to a standstill yesterday when police closed the road to investigate a severed arm on the carriageway. The arm had been spotted by passing motorists in the...
A woman from Devon tells the story of Mr Horse the helpful horse from Derbyshire. Mrs Mabel Able (45, widow) ran into problems when one of the wheels of her car fell off whilst driving through the Derbyshire moors. "The car began to swerve and...
Surprised maintenance workers at Alton Towers discovered a prosthetic leg underneath the roller coaster, The Corkscrew, yesterday. The prosthesis was among the detritus the workers were clearing out, and the lost property box is now replaced with...
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