Three students from Christian Preparatory High School were caught by faculty for scandalously flashing too much ankle at their senior prom. Steve Brock, the principal of Christian Preparatory High explains the school's strict dress code: "Our sch...
FISHWIFE, MI - Diane McTease, a high school student from the northern Michigan town of Fishwife, had a swell idea for a prom dress as she watched her sexy sex-ed teacher, Ms. Tew Cute, demonstrate the proper way to unroll a latex condom over a cucumb...
Keokuk,Iowa-As his first official act as Prom King Of Dominion High School,his royal highness, Daniel Rufus, has Declared war on rival Newcastle High. The declaration, which took everybody by surprise, was issued just moments after the Prom Court was...
(Pittsburgh, PA - September 17, 2010)… Early Friday morning, 2-Time Super Bowl Champion and star Pittsburgh Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger held a press conference to address the local and national media. Roethlisberger, 28, is yet to play in an NFL c...
Mozart - Der Schauspieldirektor, overture Liszt - Piano Concerto No 1 Rimsky-Korsakov - Scheherazade Dillon - La Navette Tchaikovsky - Symphony No 2, "Little Russian" Pierre Noxious writes: Let's be clear about this - I love Scheherazade (that's how it's spelled on my favourite recording - Muti and the Philadelphia - so I'm sticking to it). In fact Rimsky-Korsakov is my favourite compose...
A parent has been stopped from sending their child to her school Prom by helicopter after councillors refused to give permission for it to land on school property. It is now thought that in order to circumvent the ban, the 11 year-old girl will abse...
While teenagers around the U.S. prepare for the end of the regular school year, the onset of an annual Prom night event promises to yield a new set of challenges to those young lovers anxious to get their first 15 second sexual experience out of the...
San Francisco California : A high school in south western San Francisco is making headlines for refusing to host a high school prom after a straight student demanded she be allowed to to attend with her boyfriend and wear a dress. The primarily s...
Oxford, AL - Eighteen senior girls were singled out for wearing inappropriate dresses to their prom and given a punishment choice between paddling and 3 days' suspension. 17 of the girls chose paddling, while one chose the suspension. The girl who ch...
Deep down in the "Bible Belt" of Mississippi a scandal is brewing regarding the School Proms. A lesbian scholar is demanding that she either be allowed to wear a TUXEDO or that schools should introduce SAME-SEX PROMS. Now this is really causing...
Dear Future Prom Goers, Alright, so get this. I was taking a trip down memory lane the other day with my bros and hos, and then I remembered high school. Then I remembered senior year. Man, those were the glory days. Sure, not ever doing homework, chillin' 24/7 with the boys, getting those varsity letters, and being on homecoming court was sweet and all, but I'd throw it all away for that one m...
Mary McBriar cannot understand what she did wrong. She was friendly to everyone in the school, she made sure to welcome all of the new students. She volunteered at all activities and stayed long after many had left. She thinks that she is attracti...
Savannah, Georgia - What began as a hopeful night for Jim Sloan, ended in total disappointment. Jim had asked Nancy Carlisle to prom in hopes that, given Nancy's reputation, he would "totally get some". But after much anticipation and m...
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