After years of living next door to a man perceived to just have an abrasive sense of humor, a local man has finally determined his neighbor is just plain mean. Mike Mitty, owner of Mighty Mike Mitty Muffallettas, moved in next door to the man he c…
It's not often that you hear of a Gang declaring bankruptcy but the once extremely vicious Toe Tag Gang of Detroit has filed today. "We used to control the funeral homes and Crematoriums all over the city", says ex-gang member Joe Mackerel. But t...
Pensioners are to be mean-tested to see how mean they really are when the going gets tough. Many grumpy old men and women are already very mean, since they have been practising for years. "My granddad is really, really mean," said 8-year-old Ch...
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