I know he has a tough job, and has the nickname "Door Matt", but to see him there in that position was a shock, I can tell you. It was just after the first lockdown, when people could start to mix again in small numbers, and my girlfriend and I de…
A Bloomington, Minnesota masochist dentist, Hotep Whip, is offering obtuse faux patients the chance to sit in a waiting room and listen to actual patients screaming and writhing in agony while getting dental treatment. The cost for the faux patient...
In a shock move designed to stun the world of football, Man United today announced that they would be leading participants in a really crappy money-making scheme. Alongside the London Dungeon, and the Eden Project, Man United will be offering "ded...
London, Today. - Police and tourist chiefs are reporting an influx of antagonistic masochistic visitors to London. Hatchet faced Kirsty Thunt(34+4), of the London Tourist board said she had witnessed a large increase in the numbers of 'giggly,...
Interest groups, cults, sensitivity sessions and support systems have been joining the Presidential campaign in droves. Hawaiians, Indonesians and Africans have all flocked to the Obama fold in an ethnic entourage. But one group has driven itself bey...
COLUMBIA, S.C. - Sven Oafsen is no ordinary Norwegian.
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