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Home Depot Announces Why They Will No Longer Be Selling Grass Fertilizer

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – A corporate executive with the huge home improvement retailer has just revealed that it will no longer sell grass fertilizer. Miles F. Furshetta, 63, who is the company’s director of Customer Relations and Possible Lawsui…

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Brit big boobed hairdresser uses fertilizer to make them grow naturally!

Brit hairdresser, Rachel A. (name changed for legal reasons) has natural boobs size 30L and they're whoppers! With no silicone in sight (or implanted), the whoppers keep growing and growing and her boyfriend enjoys "supporting" them. Rachel loves...

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Women's 'real' breasts exploding - scientists have discovered why

During the past three weeks, twenty-seven women in Southern Ontario were rushed to hospital because their breasts exploded without warning. Scientists, mystified by this, interviewed all twenty-seven women and Dr. Ivan R. Don, who 'headed' the enq...

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