It’s the holidays, and we all gather round the TV to see America’s Next Mass Shooting (move over, America’s Got Talent – Talent to Kill! Where’s my Emmy!?), and we watch innocent people die so that politicians can think and pray and then do absolutel…
In the wake of Canada’s controversial 2021 law expanding access to medical assistance in dying (MAID), Let’s Talk Suicide, the leading suicide prevention lifeline across the thirteen provinces, has announced in a press release that, in addition to ta…
A BRIEF PROCEDURAL HISTORY OF THE GRACE LEE CASE, WRITTEN AS AN R-RATED PLAY FOR SECOND-GRADERS. Grace: Kill me. Grace's parents: No, it's a sin. Grace: Fuck you. Kill me. Grace's parents: No, you'll burn in Hell, forever. Grace: Fuck you, I'll ask a Judge. Grace: Judge, let 'em kill me. Grace's parents: No, don't, Judge. it's a sin. Judge: Fuck you. Doctors? Kill her.
Eion Logon, 28, from Little Hambaconton travelled to Switzerland today to Switzerland to visit the Dignitas clinic. He had wanted to put a end to his life for some time but claims he just never found the time to do it. Mr Logon said: "I get terrib...
The assisted dying clinic Deathlab has teamed up with Sound As A Pound, the high street budget supermarket to provide Euthanasia on a budget. "One of the main objections to euthanasia in the past," said Deathlab chairperson, Sue Aside, "is the cos...
Members of the House of Commons have been asked to vote regarding assisted suicide. The Prime Minister has asked the 650 odd (some very) MPs whether, at the end of this parliamentary term, they should seek re-election or just simply kill themselv...
Jack Kevorkian, the controversial M.D. who promoted assisted suicide, is dead of non-assisted and non-suicidal causes. He expired in an assisted-living center for non- suicidal seniors. He was 83. A spokesman for "Assisted-Living Is Better tha...
Despite a national campaign to reign back on "suicide tourism", Swiss voters have resisted calls to prohibit assisted suicide for non residents. And the Swiss government is unveiling plans to make things easier for individuals considering travelli...
With all the furore over MPs expenses, many will have not noticed that the Assisted Suicide Bill was passed in the House of Commons today. The Catholic church noticed, and they are up in arms about the new bill that will allow terminally ill patie...
Bergen, Norway/ Cruiser News - In a follow up to their announcement of the new cruise ship, SS Bloat, detailed earlier in The Spoof, the iconoclast cruise line announced further enhancements for "the ultimate trip of a life-time", with the naming of...
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