Another tragic accident was narrowly avoided yesterday when a new vodka fuelled snow plough driver took off in his flying snow plough in front of a plane carrying Ukranian VIPs. It turned out that the snow plough, flown by an ex-alcoholic ex-pilot, h...
Washington D.C. - The Susan B. Anthony List (SBA List), an organization whose stated purpose is "Advancing Pro-Life Leadership", has released a strongly-worded statement condemning the recent aborted landing by a 767 jetliner at Barcelona's El Prat A...
The truth behind reported discoveries of 'aircraft parts' in the Atlantic Ocean can be revealed today in an Exclusive report from our Special Correspondent in the area , Azora Ribcage. The items found in the Ocean are not from any ordinary aircraf...
Hoping to assure the American public that the US fighter jet enforcing the Libya no fly zone was not shot down by enemy forces, a spokesman for the joint UN operation declared that it was simply a "mechanical failure". That was until data from the...
Studies carried out around the world to try to explain the recent loss of thousands of birds falling dead from the sky for no apparent reason includes a study at Peking University of some 350 parrots led by a professor Po Lee. The findings confirm...
The National Transportation Safety Board has opened an investigation into an incident in which a passenger jetliner that had landed at Jackson Hole Airport in Wyoming failed to stop after touchdown on Thursday. "We're American Airlines... ...cove...
A Flight attendant giving the safety speech to 124 people on a Russian passenger jet was rudely interrupted by the plane, when it exploded on a Siberian runway, killing three people and injuring 43, including six who were badly burned, officials said...
If there's one thing you don't want to do when your flight has been delayed is to have too many drinks at the Airport bar. Someone should have told that to Amy Winehouse. Something else she needs to know, that even on a two-hour trip it's good...
A British pilot, his Belgian co-pilot and 19 passengers have been killed, after a plane crashed in somewhat bizarre circumstances. The sole survivor of the crash, Arthur Skydiver, told authorities the unlikely series of events which had unfolded.
Early this morning a helicopter that left Yeager airport in West Virginia was lost from the radar and never reached it's destination. Now news is coming out that the helicopter crashed in an isolated area of the Appalachian mountains near the Kentuck...
A blazing Airbus Boeing 727 Jumbo Jet plunged tens of thousand feet in seconds over the raging waters of the Atlantic as the 1200 passengers on the plummeting jet screamed in terror. As the aircraft plunged 90,000 feet from its cruise altitude of 78,...
NASHVILLE, TN-A flight attendant and one passenger aboard Pentacle Air Flight 69 were slightly injured when the plane encountered severe "turbulence," Tuesday evening, during its approach to the Big Boobies Airstrip. "I'm not exactly certain wha...
Washington, DC - The office of Homeland Security issues the following directive to states bordering on Canada. FACT: Geese originating from Canada caused the near disaster of flight US Airways 1549. FACT: The border of Canada and the U.S. is po...
Following recent aviation disasters industry investigators have asked the question: "Are the pilots' to blame?" Survivors have complained of strange noises and foul smells just before the crashes. The pilots had also announced that "we are experie...
Turkish AirHashish has been flying daily delivery runs to Amsterdam for years now. TAH spokesperson, Haile Aza Kyte said that the Lowlands of Europe were one of their highest customers: "Every day we flew without incident and with great profit f...
The PR Director of Al Queda, Ali Barkingmad, has hit back at the western media claiming unfair bias in relation to the recent Hudson River air crash. Ali Barkingmad is barking mad at reports that the captain of the Airbus A320 Jet, which had to be...
Emergency services were today stretched to the limit following a crash involving one of two stunt planes over Shropshire. Visitors to the Shropshire summer festival and airshow were shocked when one of two bi-planes crashed in a nearby cemetery.
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