Red wrapping paper Gavin Williamson is remembering his time around the tree, from his new home, at the bottom of the recycling bin. ‘Yes, there was a time when people would look at me, and think, there is a fine piece of wrapping paper, doing a gr…
Tough new regulations from Brussels coming in today aren't only to do with toy safety. They also mean that from now on it will be illegal to wrap up Christmas presents with paper. "Paper cuts can be very serious," explained a EU spokesperson. "Chi...
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