WALLA WALLA, Washington - (Satire News) - The Washington State Deptartment of Fruit, has just issued a statement that the dreadfully horrendous Asian Apple Beetles, who have invaded the state are causing never before seen havoc. One apple grower f…
As Washington state suffering from budget cuts, tries to fund it's many prison reform programs, new and inventive ways have been instituted to do so. Marijuana, the state's newly legal cash crop has been chosen as the drug of choice to fill the b...
Stores across the State of Washington are reporting massive increases in the sale of cookies, potato chips, small cakes, pastries and ice cream with some grocery stores running out of supplies early this morning. Possession of up to an ounce of ma...
Ashland, OR - At a press conference in this California-Oregon border town, Western governors announced a tri-state compact, the Prisons Going to Pot Initiative, transforming state correctional facilities into marijuana cultivation and processing cent...
JUAN DE BUTTOFUCCO, WA - Celebrity socialite Naked Paris Hilton opened ESPN's first season of live, televised seal clubbing today, taking a sea lion pup by the flipper and dragging it onto the dance floor of "Thunder Clap," the most &qu...
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