The winter nights may be drawing in, but usually, on the Isle of Wight, it's still all systems go at this time of year, writes Tourism, Graeco-Roman Wrestling, Permaculture, Snuff, Pest Control, Differential Topology and Gynaecology correspondent, No...
The final Battle of Trafalgar is about to begin as ANTIFA extremist loonies claim Nelson was a Nazi! After the tearing down of statues in America that have anything to do with the terrible slave era, it is feared that this trend is now tsunami-ing...
A group of immigrant Romanians has purchased Trafalger Square and turned it into a caravan camp for new arrivals. A convoy of hand-painted, colourful horse-drawn carriages was last seen rolling up the M25 towards the centre of London and amazed car d...
London - US networks have just picked up a fast-breaking British story about a fierce counter-intelligence op underway in London after risqué pics of a naked Prince William and a six foot eight squaddie 'doing what comes naturally' were leaked to the...
London - (End of Days): Violence tracing the January 4 solar eclipse's shadow path erupted in London yesterday afternoon. Police said they fear recent tumultuous unrest in the Middle East has spread to London following a knife fight in Trafalgar S...
The arrival of the large blue French cock on the North plinth at Trafalgar Square has not been greeted with unanimous approval from all the European leaders. In Brussels, Silvio Berlusconi paying a flying visit to have his shoe heels raised, grabb...
London - (Cock-a-Doodle-Doo): In announcing the news London Mayor Boris Johnson shied away from naming the Tory colleague who had sat for the winning exhibit's creation. "Let's just say that it's nobody from the House of Commons, heheheh!" Johnso...
Cock of the north or a cock and bull story, it's all about Cocky Cameron and it's blue! What could be more British than a cockerel? Erm, a bulldog or even an Aberdeen Angus bull would seem appropriate. But, no, some daft eedjit has decided to have...
A highly controversial decision to replace Nelson's Column with a column dedicated to Nick Clegg has been met with displeasure throughout the United Kingdom. Clegg's Column, which is scheduled to be erected in Trafalgar Square by the end of 2012,...
The fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square has caused quite a bit of controversial controversy of late with lots of people talking about the issue, about which there is strong disagreement especially in public or in the press. A Battenberg cake, a blu...
London - (Necrophilic Ass Mess): Trafalgar Square's empty fourth plinth is to get a permanent new erection following Council permission for German plastination nutter Gunther von Hagens-Daz's Naked Corpses Fisting in the Sunshine exhibit. "These t...
London, England - Flushed with success at his recent conversion of London's Trafalgar Square's famous fountain into a foaming bubble bath, prankster Mr Bubbles has set his sights even higher. He's off to Yellowstone National Park to try to do the sam...
Speaking from Trafalgar Square in London, Antony Gormless claimed that standing on one leg for an hour is art. 'Yes, it's a cultural expression of London's ethnic wealth, and not just a totally boring and pointless exercise to get people like me into...
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