Our country is facing a blow –– a Kleenex shortage. Not a single box of this essential product can be found on store shelves and countless people are suffering the absence. Researchers have discovered that it is directly correlated to the much antici…
Chuck Bonica, President of the American Compulsive Masturbators Association (ACMA) has been an openly proud masturbator for the bulk of his 60 years. As the ACMA annual convention wrapped up this morning, Chuck was happy to report it was a big su…
Soon to be the most powerful republican in America and second in line for the presidency as the Speaker of the House, John Boehner, a man not afraid to show his emotions practically everywhere he goes, prefers to carry a pocket full of no-brand tissu...
A Surrey man was taken to hospital today with a fractured skull brought on by Sudden Acute Embarrassment, or SAE. He had used a napkin to blown his nose earlier in the day where the nasal discharge was deflected onto his clothes. "It's really...
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