A man travelling home on a motorcycle near the Cambodian city of Battambang had a shock this afternoon, when he glanced up at the sky and saw a cloud formation which reminded him of his favorite fictional steam locomotive, Thomas the Tank Engine.
LONDON- Thomas the Tank Engine, a veteran of children's television and a worldwide celebrity, derailed a train of 30 cars yesterday in the countryside north of London. Police investigating the incident took Mr. Tank Engine's cellphone because of susp...
The National Institute of Tank Engine Drivers has revealed today that a number of their members have refused to work on the small island of Sodor following complaints that some Tank Engines appear to have 'minds of their own'. It isn't the first t...
It was another Monday morning in London Toy Town and Thomas the Tank Engine was all set to carry the miserable commuters to their work destinations. He was doing the underground shift this week. How he loved to travel through those dark tunnels where no one could see him picking up the workers with their interesting body odours. As he prepared himself for the day ahead, he noticed out of the...
The London underground system was thrown into chaos today as Thomas The Tank Engine released his breaks and went on a joy ride! Thomas was assisting engineers mending the rails (an endless task on the antiquated network) and he got bored. Thoma...
It's a sad,sad time for lovers of Thomas The Tank Engine. He is almost bankrupt as a result of YouTube. Viewers are not flocking in their millions to sit in front of their t.v.s to watch him these days. They are watching him on YouTube, which do...
Quainton Road, Bucks - Thomas was "Chuffed!" said a spokesperson, "When we got the call from the US, he made tracks immediately to speed to the President Elect's request." "We had to keep the news secret, under threat of water-boarding or extraord...
In an unprecedented rant on the popular video site for sheep, Ewe Tube, Ringo Starr, 68, has announced that he will be signing no more autographs, or reading any more fan mail. The Liverpudlian, famous for being the voice of Thomas the Tank Engine...
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