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Funny story: Round the world dog swimmer loses its way!

Round the world dog swimmer loses its way!

After setting off from San Francisco, a round the world dog swimmer, heading towards Japan, got swept off its course and was knackered after fighting off great whites, Portuguese-man-of war jelly fish (what the F are they doing in the Pacific??) and,...

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Funny story: Channel swimmer attempting to escape Brexit is thwarted on new Irish border!

Channel swimmer attempting to escape Brexit is thwarted on new Irish border!

A 'nautical nutter' who just happens to be a super swimmer, but downright broke, thought, "the only way of escaping Brexit madness is to swim the Channel because I aint got no dough, mate (he came from Cockney Land)!" Anyway, at the break of dawn in...

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Funny story: Race Swimmers Thrash Like The Clappers As Sharks Close In

Race Swimmers Thrash Like The Clappers As Sharks Close In

Sydney Australia - Competitors in a long distance swimming race were prompted to several 'Personal Bests', not by the exhortations of their trainers, but by several sharks closing in on them. There have been a number of reported shark attacks this...

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Funny story: Exercise Will Kill You, Says Top Doctor

Exercise Will Kill You, Says Top Doctor

A top doctor has issued a stark warning to keep-fit fanatics, claiming that all exercise is dangerous, and too much of it could prove fatal.

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Funny story: Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps Pees In Pool

Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps Pees In Pool

U.S. star Swimmer Michael Phelps launched the ultimate revenge on Australian Rival Ian Thorpe this week when he revealed he urinated in Thorpe's lane moments before Phelps' victory in the men's 200-meter individual medley at the World Swimmin...

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Funny story: Blonde Bombshell In Breaststroke Bugger-Up!

Blonde Bombshell In Breaststroke Bugger-Up!

Pretty regional swimming champion Claudia Bartlett was so close to reaching her ambitious target of swimming 20 kilometres, but had to stop just fifty agonising metres from the end of the marathon record attempt. The tearful twenty-two year-...

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