Never one for dabbling in such esoteric matters as philosophy, 23-year-old Ken Forton of Nashville, Tennessee, was as surprised as anyone to learn that he'd accidentally become a Stoic. "Funny how these things just sneak up on you," said Forton. "...
In a tragic but not entirely unexpected emotional debacle, Nick Harrison of Nashville, Tennessee, frequently accused of being overly sensitive and passive to the point of invisibility, utterly fell apart by the wayside. "I didn't see it coming, bu...
In the grand tradition of Roman emperor/philosopher Marcus Aurelius, Ben Foley of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to become a Stoic. "I dig it," said Foley of his new way of life. "It's chill. Steady, as my man Marcus liked to say." Foley explain...
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