WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that tensions in the Middle East are getting hotter than a prostitute with Icy Hot on her nether region. Word filtering out of Sand Land, is that Egypt is getting ready to launc…
CAIRO, Egypt – A group of celestial scientists at Cairo’s prestigious Sandman University have just made a remarkable discovery. The group leader, Dr. Abudabees Bakmani, informed the Cairo news media that his group has just discovered three pyramid...
A wrong-headed attempt to contact Tutankhamun by ouija board became literally that for New York resident Alan Finkelkraut who is now trapped in the head of alien conspiracist tv-personality and cryptozoologist, David Childress. It is thought that...
It was his first meeting with the press since being unearthed, and he chose the venue (Grand Central Station). He also chose the format. "I will be asking, not answering, questions," he told the startled crowd, continuing, "it's only fair that I go f...
Ben Carson was thought to be keeping a low profile after no one had seen him for several days. The campaign trail seemed to run out of road. Phone calls from friends and trusted aides were not returned. Republican officials have now released a sta...
Although they have been telling the public that an "unusual" rock has been discovered on Mars, scientists today announced that there were 'chiseled' markings on the rock. "At first we were excited about finding the rock and its shape", stated Jet...
PHOENIX - Word coming out of Governor Jan Brewer's office is that the state of Arizona is in the final stages of talks with the government of Egypt to purchase a pyramid. The governor was first approached about purchasing an Egyptian pyramid by Ma...
Researchers using Google Earth were amazed recently when they discovered some "lost" pyramids in Egypt. Amazement turned to complete shock when they spotted a beautiful woman near the entrance of one of the pyramids. The woman had long black ha...
Buckinghamshire - "It's either an alien nocturnal emission from the Ally Pally transmitter or some weird digital switchover glitch," was the official line following an inexplicable incident at a leafy South Bucks home. This morning Egypt Wood resi...
Many a curious Earthling has gazed up at the Moon at night and pondered, "just how did the American government manage to fake those landings on the Moon?". As a recent book by "astronaut" Buzz Aldrin reveals, there were considerable obstacles to overcome. But for those of you of a weak disposition, prepare to be shocked. This conspiracy is even bigger than you could have imagined. "The main pro...
Giza - Crystal-rattling numerologists from Dar Swiatowida (Global Psychic Vision) have freaked out Egyptian antiquities curators into closing the Great Pyramid on Armistice Day. The Polish quartz cabal had applied to the Supreme Council of Antiqui...
Wiltshire - The Shadow World Government cabal has been spotted holding its AGM in the secret subterranean monument. New World Order sources said today the highly paranoid Group, founded by MI6/KGB double agent and ex-Harold Wilson era chancellor D...
Middle Eastern sh-tburgh Egypt stopped their government-influenced killing of their citizenry for a few moments while was rocked today with the incredible news that they've apparently misplaced 17 buried pyramids. "I thought we left them around he...
Jerusalem - The US author and humorist first hinted at the extraterrestrial silo's existence during his 1867 travels around the Middle East. Today the publication of aerial shots showing a 'massive subterranean matrix' under the 7th century AD Isl...
NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Scientists are mystified at the discovery of an Egyptian pyramid and sphinx which were recently uncovered by a highway construction crew seven miles outside of the Mississippi town of Natchez. USA Sunup interviewed Sherman R...
Cairo - (Tootin' Khamoon): A five thousand year-old edition of an ancient almanac of Egypt's worst druggies has been discovered under the Great Pyramid of Geezer. The who's who of toxic despots, hitmen and their personal gofers was unearthed behin...
Talks between President Obama and Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak are becoming more productive as the Egyptian leader has finally agreed to step down just as soon as the pyramid he contracted to build over the last 30 years is finished being built.
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