Montana wild life officials now claim that the animal attacks once thought to be bear attacks were really wild poodles. These attacks that killed one and injured two were first reported as being grizzly bears. One of the park rangers, an avid p...
Police in Portland, Oregon are reopening their investigation into allegations that Al Gore groped and forced himself onto a masseuse at a local hotel in 2006. While not much has been made public about that incident, the one piece of information that...
Former American President George W. Bush - not to be confused with George H. Bush - today announced that he has given away his beloved poodle, after nothing could be done about its lack of spine. Tono, a Yuppy Malteser poodle, had been spending al...
(Chicago, IL) America, the waiting is over: Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has selected a French Poodle he's named Carter as what he hopes will become the next White House mascot.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Although Paul Wolfowitz has finally resigned as World Bank president over his graft and corruption, a new battle looms as the United States seeks to replace him with another neoconservative sleazebag poodle for the institution.
Tokyo - (Ass mess): Ewe've been had! The entertainment industry press is having a good laugh today amid reports that one of Japan's top movie stars Maiko Kawakami was so dumb that she couldn't tell the diference between a lamb and a pedgr...
An Ohio woman gave birth this morning to a full-size Standard Poodle. The odd birth occurred at a Cleveland hospital where a team of doctors and veterinarians worked for several hours on Mildred Stroebel who was accompanied in the delivery room by h...
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