London's Sleaze newspaper has learned that Big Star Pinocchio is secretly Gay. He has been photographed banging wood with a Robinhood Puppet. Our exclusive (and expensive) photo reveals all. Of course, this was before his big break into H…
The best version: Long ago, an old satanist named Geppetto was caught shoplifting in his village. He was sent to a dungeon where he was tortured without mercy. His hands and head were put in a Pillory and afterwards fire ants were placed on them w…
Yesterday at a news conference President Obama said that marijuana is no more dangerous than alcohol. He also said that he approved of the use of medical marijuana under controlled conditions governed by state law. As he said this, sweat dripped d...
"Booger" (also "boogie") is the polite name for snot, a free, delicious, nutritious emergency ration produced, without fanfare, by the nasal mucosa in such abundance that individuals swallow approximately 3.48 gallons per day without realizing it. Boogers are made up of mucin, water, cells, and inorganic salts. Depending upon the size of the serving, a single helping may contain from 10 to 40 c...
Stories have surfaced regarding upcoming criminal charges brought against pop singer Michael Jackson by Pinocchio. In a written avadavat seen by a popular entertainment website, Jackson was named as the defendant in a sexual molestation claim by...
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