In a surprise development Thursday the Scandinavian prize-giving concern Nobel bestowed its annual peace prize on the planet Mars. Nobel (motto "We Give Prizes") described the planet Mars in its citation as a "tremendous force for good in an otherwis...
Stand up comic Michael McIntyre last night confirmed on the Paul O'Grady Show that he is not actually half Chinese or Japanese. Contrary to rumours circulated by stupid, dumb assed step daughters who believe everything they read on the internet.
Teatime TV presenter Paul O'Grady has a sordid past which he wouldn't want his current audience of OAP's and middle aged housewives to know about. Thanks to a technological breakthrough by our Japanese cousins, we are able to successfully translat...
The Hadron Collider, that machine that was built to recreate the conditions just after the Big Bang, has been stolen, and has fallen into the hands of that arch-villain from the James Bond films, Ernst Blojob. That's the storyline of the brand new...
Speculation is rife tonight amongst fans of Doctor Who as to who the new Doctor might be, after it became widely known that current incumbent David Tennant will regenerate during this year's Chri...
The BBC has announced that Paul O'Grady, the chat show host and 'comedian' responsible for ugly Liverpool slagbag Lily Savage, is to be the new face of the Ten O'Clock News after he was made an MBE in...
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