Plumbers at Mar-A-Lago have been working day and night trying to retrieve Melania’s lost clitoris and nipple rings, which she flushed down the toilet “but now that Donald found out, I need them back or he beat me again and ask mama for refund”. So…
BOSTON – (Satire News) – After years and years, the senators of the Bay State have finally paid attention to the state’s leading gynecologists. With a vote of 71-29, the state’s rulers have passed a bill that will ban all nipple rings. Boston g…
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