BILLINGSGATE POST - In a 5-4 decision the Supreme Court overturned conventional sex theories held sacred since Adam and Eve discovered each other's interjoining plumbing in the Garden of Eden and ruled sex organs unconstitutional in determining sexua...
Conservatives are wondering today if the long held tradition of the Supreme Court keeping its decisions secret until their official release to the public has been broken. Yesterday, President Obama spoke about the SCOTUS deliberation of the Pati...
It was the end of the day in the Senate confirmation hearings for Elena Kagan's nomination to the Supreme Court. As expected, the Republican members of the committee had been rude, insulting, and sarcastic. As the members of the committee were pa...
Washington AC/DC - (Bigamist Ass Mess): The sordid Clinton impeachment cover-up continues with the news today that the Supreme Court nominee who defended Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit knew that 'his only legal marriage' was in 1972 to a Bri...
"Sure it's an honor to be nominated for the U. S. Supreme Court," Kagan admitted yesterday to a reporter, continuing, "but I hate all the stuff that goes with it." Standing only three inches over five feet, Kagan had been nicknamed "Shorty" by...
A Washington insider broke the news this morning that Obama Supreme Court nominee, Elena Kagan, and Homeland Security Czar, Janet Napolitano, use the same barber to style their hair. In connection with this, the Wall Street Journal denied that its pi...
Washington, DC - Andrew Sullivan, America's premiere investigative journalist, who once famously kinda proved Sarah Palin was not the mother of her soi-disant son Trig -- and who's been furiously tracking the sexual orientation of Supreme Court nomin...
After a month long search, President Barack Obama has chosen Elena Kagan, his solicitor general and a former dean of Harvard Law School, to succeed the retiring PM Gordon Brown. News that the retiring PM would be replaced via selection of a stand...
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