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Lawnmower Luke ... for Johnny Depp

While Johnny Depp is on trial for his life (not really, he's rich and famous, he don't go to no jail for nobody and that bitch ain't a-gonna take anymore of his money, but her career is over!) he has released a new movie based kinda sorta on one of h…

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Johnny Depp Says He Had So Much Fun Filming "Dark Shadows" With Michelle Pfeiffer That He Almost Gave Back His Entire Salary

HOLLYWOOD - Johnny Depp has appeared in a total of 35 movies including Fear, Loathing, and Losing In Las Vegas, Twice Upon A Time In Mexico, Edward Scissorhands and the sequel Edward Plierfeet. The native of Kentucky stated on The View that if he...

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