In a marked shift from evolutionary patterns of the past, scientists say that modem-day human evolution has come to a screeching halt. "If anything, we're regressing," said evolutionary biologist Peter Forman, Ph.D. "We didn't really want to publi...
Curt Framingham, a 26-year-old software designer living in Atlanta, Georgia, isn't particularly impressed with what life's had to offer him thus far but is concerned that being dead might be even more boring. "Honestly, I'd say consciousness is ov...
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