The Supreme Court, in a 7-2 decision, has banned the drug Cialis which, as one of the justices in the majority wrote, “Basically makes horny old men into incessant boneheads.” “Women,” noted Supreme Court Justice Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (one of…
HOLLYWOOD--Rob Reiner, director of the highly acclaimed romantic comedyWhen Harry Met Sally, announced today that he is bringing back Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal in a sequel to the original film called When Harry Met Cialis. This story picks up tw...
This is big! Well, it will be soon! Just a joke. But I have it from a worker on the inside of a lab that the popular penis pills that sometimes cost up to $36 each, will soon drop to $1.00 for the 20mg size! The price has recently 'jumped' so the...
We've all heard the line in commercials for erectile dysfunction: "If you have an erection lasting over four hours, call your physician." But according to Bill O'Rection, of FOX News, don't bother to call Obamacare, which, according to the aging pu...
A local husband received a rude awakening recently when trying to regain the affections of his wife of 20 years. The wife received a rude awakening via stinky morning breath. "I thought that my stamina and not being able to last had caused her t...
SNAKE OIL JOURNAL: Although it appears that more women than men complain about three hour erections, sometimes it's better to bite the bullet, rather than call 911, if this complication from taking Viagra or Cialis befalls you. New research publ...
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