Takwana and Anitakapita met with their favourite Spoof Writer today after calling her to set up a meeting in their favourite restaurant, Morrisons' Berwick Hills Branch. By the time our writer met up with them they were both 'fit to be tied'. She asked them why they were so obviously angry. First they sat down at a table near the window with cups of tea and tuna sandwiches whilst the girls...
London - (Ass Mess): Thousands of disgruntled women queued outside Burberry's flagship store in Puddling Club Lane today demanding immediate cash refunds for the Xmas gifts that every sane British female of taste and discernment abhors: the chav...
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