Berlin - It's all because some sort of German stinktank was one of the human frights groups whose HQ got torched last week. Locals in Baddassburg described today how the Cairo branch of Druids Anonymous had claimed responsibility following a bad a...
The reviled satanist and his favourite muse are top suspects in the unexplained London deaths of six men connected to the 1923 opening of the pharaoh's burial chamber in Luxor by Howard Carter. New research published this week details how a total...
Satan, the Prince of Darkness, is to set up a call centre in Gainsborough, the call centre capital of England. "It's the logical place," said Aleister Crowley, spokesman for Hell Incorporated. "Gainsborough is already Hell on Earth, so there are p...
Birmingham - (Holy Shit! Mess): The notorious C of E turncoat and father of satanist Aleister Crowley John is to be beatified by his Hellfire grandson this weekend. A full-bling smoke 'n' mirrors ceremony at Hellfire Club HQ will see Pope Joe Rat...
London - (Diabolical Mess): Is the Pope hiding behind a privacy super-injunction to gag genetic results about his real Pa? Scientists at the National Poisons Unit reckon the Vatican 'has moved heaven and earth' to destroy DNA specimens proving nec...
Palermo, Sicily - (Beastly News): Located at 666 Via Dolorosa, Cefalu, the whitewashed villa is notorious for having hosted the 1920 wedding of the Queen Mother and Pope Pius XII - then Archbishop Eugenio Pacelli. The occult initiatrix and her ec...
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