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Microsoft heaven

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God......

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls, and would his mother ...please...

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Gift for the teacher

It was the nursery teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift. The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present. She held it and said...

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Sexual exhaustion

A college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and there would be only two...

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The blackboard

One day, when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word penis in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she...

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Multi-syllable

The year 2 teacher was starting a new lesson on multi syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children for examples of words with more than one syllable. Jane, Do you know...

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Sex education gone wrong

A year 3 teacher decides to teach sex ed to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, Does anyone know what this is? Little Johnny jumps up and says, Yes, my dad...

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Do you know who I am?

It was the final exam for an English course at a university. Like most freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 students in the class. The professor was very strict and told...

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The chemistry lesson

A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his year 6 class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whisky and two worms. Now, class. Observe the worms...

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Unfairly punished

One day little Jenny came home from school, and said to her mother, Mummy, today in school I was punished for something that I didnt do. The mother exclaimed, But thats terrible Jenny dear! Im going to have a talk...

Jokes

Microsoft heaven

Gender difficulties

Gift for the teacher

Sexual exhaustion

The blackboard

Multi-syllable

Sex education gone wrong

Do you know who I am?

The chemistry lesson

Unfairly punished

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