Jokes

All jokes submitted by norma snockers.

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Work or Pleasure?

A U. S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the captain decided to pose a question to all assembled....

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The First Thing

Whats the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity?...

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The Opposite

Teacher to his student: Give me the opposite of this sentence:...

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What Do You Call It?

It was the first time that had made love. They were fondling each other intimately. She had his dong in her hand....

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What's the Problem?

Whats all the fuss about same-sex marriages?...

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Shock!

A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up hes surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously Is there a problem?...

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Just my luck!

A woman walked into her friends office. She found her friend sitting at her desk, looking very depressed. Hey, whats up with you?, she asked....

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Mr angry

This guy Chris gets a call from his friend John one day, and John is on the phone crying. Chris asks, John, whats wrong? You sound really upset. Well, replies John, my wifes been cheatin on me....

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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I would like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, Why in the world...

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The injection

A man is waiting in a hospital to get a vaccination, and hes very uncomfortable with the idea of being stabbed with a long and needle. After a while, the nurse calls him in to receive the injection. He...

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Too much noise?

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. Please describe, said his attorney, the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wifes infidelity. Well,...

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The koala bear

A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins...

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Onions

During a vasectomy operation, a doctor had to remove a mans testicles. For safe keeping, he put the gonads in a small tray on the operating table. During the surgery, the doctor accidently knocked the...

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A rear-ender to remember

A gay couple is driving along one afternoon, and while stopped at a stop sign, they are rear ended by a big semi. Furiously, the guy in the passenger side throws his purse on the seat, gets out of the...

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Men!

Men are like..... Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable. Men are like toilets, either vacant, engaged or full of crap Men are like noodles. Theyre always in hot water, they lack taste,...

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The Headaches will go... in time

Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. The first guy said, Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older. What do you mean? asked the second guy....

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The Telephone Pole

When you cross a telephone pole with a rooster, you get a 20 foot cock that wants to reach out and touch somebody....

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The Tattoo

A blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her inner upper right thigh. Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and in that location. She responds, Its really cool. If you put...

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All I Want for Christmas

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, Please send me a sister. Santa wrote him back, OK, send me your mother....

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Any loan?

Harry and his wife are finding things tight. So they decide she will become a hooker. Shes not sure what to do, so Harry says stand at that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge £100. If you have any questions...

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The angora rabbit

An Angora rabbit decides he wants good sex, so he goes to one of those houses. There, he asks the keeper, a fox of course, for a mate. For you, I got this nice little squirrel, says the fox. No, better...

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