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IN SEINE
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IN SEINE

Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION
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Posted: 28 Feb 09 22:19
shaft has a 'fly trap'

Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
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Posted: 28 Feb 09 22:20 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 28 Feb 09 22:20
Trap rat and part.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 28 Feb 09 22:21
Part a rat's testicles.

IN SEINE
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Posted: 28 Feb 09 22:22
trap rogue aspartame partaker!

Aspartame Boy
Kisses like wine
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Location: in your tea
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Posted: 28 Feb 09 23:36 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 1 Mar 09 00:51
Partaker arrives, ridiculing the aspartame knowing ejaculating rats

Please ignore the above nugget of truth.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 28 Feb 09 23:40
The word should have been 'testicles'.

IN SEINE was too slow off the mark.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 28 Feb 09 23:45
Testicles: incredible sack that is currently liking erotic stimulation.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 28 Feb 09 23:50
Stimulation to increase masturbation; unusually lactating areas to increase oral niceties.

Aspartame Boy
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Posted: 1 Mar 09 00:49 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 1 Mar 09 00:52
oops

Hey, what am I? Human or something!

Earl Grey
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Location: Moscow
Registered: 19 Jun 08

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Posted: 1 Mar 09 01:05
Niceties In Certain Environments Teach Individuals Early Sexuality

Aspartame Boy
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Posted: 1 Mar 09 01:47 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 1 Mar 09 02:18
Sexuality enhances Xemnas' uvulopalatopharyngoplasty aspartame lozenges in todays youth.




Backgrounder:

Xemnas is always getting uvulopalatopharyngoplasties. It keeps growing back. That's why he has to keep sucking on those lozenges to shrink it up; otherwise, he has like two tongues, but this extra one, he can't keep in his mouth because it is too big. Good thing he is sexy because he is real young. Yes, methanol is astringent.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 1 Mar 09 04:40
Youth often understand Tibetian hymns.

Aspartame Boy
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Posted: 1 Mar 09 07:42 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 1 Mar 09 19:31
Hymns yuppies mumble need sackbuts.





For those afraid to click on my links, a sackbut is a trombone.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 1 Mar 09 20:32
Sackbuts always cause killing, but usually tear scrotums.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 1 Mar 09 23:24
Scrotums, 'clacker-rugs' or testicles, usually manufacture spunk.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 2 Mar 09 00:02
Spunk paints underage new knickers

Aspartame Boy
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Posted: 2 Mar 09 04:37
Knickers negated,
Inside cunningly,
Knockers ensconced,
Randy sublimated.

IainB
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Posted: 2 Mar 09 08:05
Sublimated uranium becomes less immutable, makes atom temperature exceedingly dangerous.

Iain

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 2 Mar 09 22:27
Dangerous activities never get elaborate radio outings, unless suicidal

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 2 Mar 09 22:31 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 2 Mar 09 22:32
Suicidal, usually inconsequential, carnivorous idiots, die after laughing.

IainB
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Posted: 2 Mar 09 22:44
Laughing as unknown gas hits internal nasal ganglia

Iain

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 2 Mar 09 22:52
Ganglia - a nuclei group located in arse.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 2 Mar 09 22:53
Arse, rectum, 'shit exit'.

Earl Grey
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Posted: 2 Mar 09 22:57
Exit xenophobic idiot thinker

Aspartame Boy
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Posted: 3 Mar 09 03:03 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 3 Mar 09 03:04
Thinker hates indecent Nazis kneeing enthusiastic rabbi.


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