Wolf Blitzer - My Fake Diary
Monday, 22 June 2015
I tired of being called "Wolf."
I know that I was named after a wolf my dad saw in the Bronx Zoo when he was doing drugs and was sleeping on a bench.
I don't look anything like a wolf, except I do have a beard.
But it's a scary name and when I get introduced to strangers they back off and look at my hands like they were paws.
Dear Diary, tell me what to do.
I want people to like me.
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