Wolf Blitzer - My Fake Diary

Monday, 22 June 2015

Dear Diary,

I tired of being called "Wolf."

I know that I was named after a wolf my dad saw in the Bronx Zoo when he was doing drugs and was sleeping on a bench.

I don't look anything like a wolf, except I do have a beard.

But it's a scary name and when I get introduced to strangers they back off and look at my hands like they were paws.

Dear Diary, tell me what to do.

I want people to like me.

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