Wolf Blitzer - My Fake Diary

Friday, 4 August 2006

Diary,

I haven't told this to anyone in the whole wide world. Not even my parents, though I think they suspect.

My true and actual name is not Wolf Blitzer. That is what they call a "stage name." Strong, like a wolf. Blitzer, like a reindeer, sort of.

Anyway, who on earth would have hired me with a name like "Perfutin Zangladitz"? You can understand why I changed it, right?

You must promise me, Diary, upon threat of death, that you will not reveal my secret. Thanks.

love,

Zang


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