William Hague - My Fake Diary

Monday, 3 September 2012

Ffion, my paid Barclay's Bank Advisor wife, is preparing to abseil down the side of The Shard, London's new skyscraper today.

She will join Prince Andrew and mountaineer Chris Bonnington in a team of people who - weather permitting - will descend from the top of what is now Western Europe's tallest building to raise money for the Outward Bound Trust.

I will be holding a policy meeting in a hotel room with my personal assistants Lucien and Julian!